Reality TV star Margaret Josephs couldn’t hold back when the wild scandal involving Kristi Noem’s husband hit the headlines — and her unfiltered reaction on the Yacht Mess podcast is pure gold.
The former Real Housewives of New Jersey star joined hosts Marc Macnamara and Daisy Kelliher for a pop culture deep dive, and the conversation quickly turned to the viral drama surrounding Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon Noem. Reports allege he was caught cross-dressing in a makeshift breastplate made of balloons, tight pink shorts, and a crop top while messaging women in a “bimbofication” fetish community.
Margaret didn’t mince words. “Chrissy Gnome’s husband with the breastplate — I love it so much,” she laughed. “That was like my favorite thing ever.”
She went on to quote a hilarious “marry, f*ck, kill” breakdown from the podcast *I’ve Had It* with Pumps and Jen: “Marry her husband, f*ck the guy she’s having the affair with, and kill the dog.”
Margaret added her own twist with signature humor: “If you came home and Joe had a breastplate on, what would be your first thought? To shoot your dog, right?” She joked that big boobs make you look fatter — which is why she got a reduction — and advised, “Have some decency. The older you get, the smaller your boobs should be.”
The Yacht Mess crew dove deeper into the messy situation, with Margaret pointing out the irony: “It’s pretty iconic and ironic that a couple of puppies are what killed her marriage.”
Beyond the laughs, Margaret made a sharp observation about how people often confuse different things: “People also don’t know the difference between like drag, cross-dressing which is a kink, drag is for entertainment… and trans is something totally different. People are so stupid, and that’s what drives me absolutely crazy.”
The scandal has sparked massive online buzz, with photos and messages allegedly showing Bryon Noem embracing a “busty bimbo” persona. Kristi Noem reportedly called herself “devastated” and said the family was blindsided.
Margaret’s no-filter commentary perfectly captures the chaotic mix of shock, humor, and confusion surrounding the story. While she found the breastplate photos wildly entertaining, she also highlighted how quickly public judgment flies when kink, marriage, and politics collide.
In true Margaret fashion, she kept the energy light and fun while delivering some of the episode’s most memorable one-liners. The segment proved once again why fans love her — she says what everyone else is thinking, but with way more personality.
Whether you’re here for the drama, the laughs, or the reality TV crossover commentary, Margaret Josephs delivered. This might just be one of the most unhinged pop culture moments of the year.
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